-you dont celebrate the ‘festives’ therefore no merry mood is felt. erm. at all.
-your friends are however dedicated Catholics/enjoying getting alot of presents/are obese/like their family members (wtf)/like the smell of pine or the smell of pine
-you are required to look over shareholders information for a slave trade organisation
-you are in a city full of tourists who like to step on your toes
-You’re from Asia
Either way, there are many reasons and we need solutions to improve this morbid situation…
a number of propositions will be tested over the next couple of days on silly little monkeys
Results will be recorder in some sort of scientific-ish manner
