My life is becoming more and more surreal. 

Now I am listening to dub step at the same time as writing my business report for the most important client I’ve had to deal with, and wearing a 19th century corset under an XL £1 t-shirt. It’s 12.06 in the afternoon..I ate a chocolate bunny.

I feel like a fucked up Alice in Wonderland, Im sure she suffocated herself in restricting undergarments for no reason.

Next I aim to ride a bicycle in it.

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