The first month of a new job is the most challenging. There are many ways you can ruin your future work life by simply making a wrong decision on a minor topic.
1. First of all, do you pretend to be interested even when you feel like pulling your nails out?
2. What are the different ways of concealing a yawn without looking obvious?
3. What are the different ways of concealing a hang-over?
4. Do you accept your colleagues offers to have lunch together at a sushi bar, although you fucking hate seafood?
Do you stay at your desk with an excuse of “I am not hungry yet” or even better “i just really want to finish reading this very interesting report first”
If you choose to not have a sociable lunch then it’s very likely that your work mates will think that you are staying to steal something, like confidential client finance information, or even worse a PEN.